Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death.
When u put it that way…
Via Born Dangerous
what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square
Holy crap. Everyone has heard me sing O_O
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
Who is this frank person? He sounds like an asshole.
"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"
True story I told the Barium joke at my father’s funeral (he taught Chemistry for 40 years) and no one laughed.
LMFAO if this real. i can’t fucking believe it lmaoo
Lol bruh. These cannot be real!
Abandoned farm home outside of town. There were 8 cars left there (The blue one pictured has a pitch fork in the windshield). There was still toilet paper in the bathroom, and pictures littered the counter. The basement wall had caved in and I couldn’t really go down there. All the mirrors and windows were broken, everything was left there. I have no idea what happened.
man nosiness like this is what gets niggas killed in movies you saw help carved into the fucking wall and still kept nancy drewing your little ass around that demon portal
^^^^^That comment though..
Via A Master and His little girl