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This is me and everything I like. Welcome to the mind of a 15 year old psychopath!!

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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon)

July 27, 2014 With 234,375 notes × PERMALINK

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

July 27, 2014 With 168,170 notes × PERMALINK
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unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal
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the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it
July 26, 2014 With 228,315 notes × PERMALINK
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dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

castiels-feathery-butt:

when he cums inside u

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July 26, 2014 With 38,594 notes × PERMALINK
luispin:

mindcontrolslave:

north is growing so fast

Lol
meme-rage:

Tickle me!omg-humor.tumblr.com
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notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache
meme-rage:

Ah, blowjob puns.omg-humor.tumblr.com
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

July 26, 2014 With 105,150 notes × PERMALINK
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